THAT SPECIAL SOME ONE IN YORE LIFE!!!!! Subject: A Redneck Love Poem
Collards is green my dog’s name is Blue
and I’m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flappin in the breeze
softer that Blue’s but without all them fleas.
You move like the bass that excite me in May
You ain’t got no scales but I love you anyway.
Yore as satisfyin’ as okry jist a fryin’ in the pan
Yore as fragrant as snuff straight outta the can!
You have some’a yore teeth for which I am proud
I hold my head high when we’re in a big crowd
On spayshul occasions when you shave under yore arms
well, I’m in hawg heavun and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work they all want to know
what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll’a duct tape yore there for yore man
to patch up life’s trubles and fix what you can.
Yore as cute as a junebug a-buzzin’ overhead
you ain’t mean like those ants I keep finding in bed.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt
you spark up my life more than a fresh load’a dirt.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gun rack
my life is complete ain’t nuttin’ I lack.
yore complection, it’s perfection like the best vinyl sidin’
despite all the years yore age, it keeps hidin’
Me n’ you’s like a moonpie and a RC cold drank
we go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentines Day
they git it at Wal-Mart it’s romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that spayshul day
from the cooler at Krogers “That’s impressive”, I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth
“Diamonds are forever” they explain, all suave and so couth!
But for this man, darlin’ these just won’t do
cause yore too spayshul, you sweet thang you!
I got you a gift without taste or odor
more useful than diamonds It’s a brand~new TROLLING MOTOR!
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